{"id":3373,"date":"2021-03-03T15:20:52","date_gmt":"2021-03-03T14:20:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/conorsadventure.com\/?p=3373"},"modified":"2021-03-03T15:20:58","modified_gmt":"2021-03-03T14:20:58","slug":"perverznes-conor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/conorsadventure.si\/blog\/2021\/03\/03\/perverznes-conor\/","title":{"rendered":"“Perverzne\u0161” Conor in puberteta na vi\u0161ku"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Torek, 2.3.2021, dan 267<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n

\u017de v \u0161tartu tokratnega bloga naj razjasnimo dve stvari, prvi\u010d \u0161lo bo za ob\u010dutljivo, morda za koga izjemno \u017ege\u010dkljivo ali celo absurdno temo; in drugi\u010d tudi sama sem se dlje \u010dasa spra\u0161evala ali sploh pisat o slednjem \u00bbpripetljaju\u00ab.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ampak\u2026sej veste kaj vam trobim \u017ee cel \u010das pisanja bloga, da gre za iskreno opisovanje vzgoje pasjega mladi\u010da belgijca, kjer bo govora o vseh izzivih, failih, tudi uspehih, ki jih do\u017eivljamo na poti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Torej o kak\u0161nem \u00bbpripetljaju\u00ab bo govora. Bom ustrelila kar direktno.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Najin kosmatinec, ki je v zadnjih tednih o\u010ditno dosegel vrhunec pubertete (upam vsaj\ud83d\ude44) je ugotovil, da \u010de si dlje \u010dasa li\u017ee, drgne, oz. na kakr\u0161en koli na\u010din stimulira svojega pimpeka, se zgodi ena izredno prijetna stvar \ud83d\ude02. Ne\u2026dragi moji, ne hecam se \ud83d\ude02. Govorim o pasjem orgazmu, \u010de lahko slednje tako poimenujem.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

In ne ni se mi popolnoma odpeljalo, nisem iztirjenka, ampak boste tekom mojega pisanja ugotovili, zakaj slednjega \u00bbpripetljaja\u00ab ne zadr\u017eim zase.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u017de dlje \u010dasa s Primo\u017eem zjutraj, ko se zbudiva po hi\u0161i opa\u017eava nenavadne made\u017ee. Na pogled bi \u010dlovek rekel, da je pes za\u010del ponovno lulat v hi\u0161i. Da je zadeva \u0161e bolj nenavadna, omenjeni made\u017ei so popolnoma brez vonja in barve. Problem je, da slednje \u00bbnastane\u00ab pono\u010di in potem do jutra Conor ta svoj \u00bb\u010dude\u017eni\u00ab izlo\u010dek raznosi po celi hi\u0161i, kar pomeni da se Primo\u017e vsako jutro igra \u010distilko, preden gre v slu\u017ebo \ud83e\udd26\ud83c\udffc .<\/p>\n\n\n\n

No pa sva danes na lastne o\u010di videla kako za boga \u00bbnastane\u00ab omenjena skrivnostna teko\u010dina. Sedim popoldne na tleh v dnevni in berem knjigo, nakar pride Conor (Primo\u017e ga je ravno spustil iz kletke in popoldanskega spanca) in se za\u010dne nekaj drgnit ob mene. Nenadoma vstane in otrpne ter komedija se za\u010dne.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jaz nisem mogla verjet svojim o\u010dem\ud83d\ude33. Pes je stal sredi dnevne sobe, z ogromnim nabreklim pimpekom iz njega pa mu je curljala prozorna teko\u010dina.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00bbPrimo\u017e glej to\u2026temu pesu se je \u010disto odpeljlalo<\/em>\u00ab, sem presene\u010deno zaklicala dragemu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00bbOpaa\u2026kaj pa temu ni jasn??<\/em>\u00ab pobuli Primo\u017e v psa\ud83d\ude33. Oba bulima v psa naslednjih nekaj minut, on pa \u0161e kar stoji, tako kot njegov organ iz katerega ni in ni hotelo biti konec \u00bbekstaze\u00ab \ud83d\ude02. Po par minutah Primo\u017eu prekipi in kosmatega potrebne\u017ea poba\u0161e ven na balkon, kjer se je \u00bbu\u017eitek\u00ab nadaljeval \u0161e kak\u0161nih par minut.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00bbNo sedaj sva si odgovorila na vpra\u0161anje od kod dnevni jutranji made\u017ei<\/em>\u00ab, nejevoljno komentira Primo\u017e celotno dogajanje.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00bb\u010cuj misli\u0161, da je to normalno? Mislim tega \u0161e nisem nikjer sli\u0161ala, vem, da lahko samec za\u010dne v puberteti markirat, ampak to ni markiranje\u2026.ne vem no<\/em>\u00ab, sem razmi\u0161ljala na glas med tem, ko sva oba brisala Conorjeve seksualne izlo\u010dke \ud83d\ude48.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Verjetno si lahko mislite, da mi omenjen dogodek ni in ni dal miru, zato sem se ponovno spravila na strica Google-a. \u017dal sem tokrat pri iskanju odgovora pogorela na celi \u010drti. Nikjer ni\u010d. Okej\u2026na\u0161la sem ogromno \u010dtiva, o tem, kako izgleda vnetje na pasjem spolnem organu pa o krvavih in gnojnih izlo\u010dkih\u2026o prozorni, brez-vonja teko\u010dini pa ni\u010desar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00bbJa ni\u010d, dajmo za finto poklicat veterinarja, \u0161kodi ne<\/em>\u00ab, si re\u010dem sama pri sebi in poi\u0161\u010dem \u0161tevilko svoje nove veterinarke, pri kateri smo \u017ee naro\u010deni v \u010detrtek za odstranitev \u0161iva na Conorjevi ta\u010dki (ve\u010d o izbiri nove veterinarke v petek, ko bom pisala tudi o tem katera \u017eival je trenutno psom na Primorskem izredno nevarna \ud83d\ude22).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pokli\u010dem veterinarko. Malce zardelih lic poskusim \u010dim bolj nevtralno opisat na\u0161 \u00bbproblem\u00ab. Naletela sem na izjemno prijazno veterinarko, ki mi je skozi odgovore dala vedet, da je tudi sama lastnica samca belgijca. Bojda je to pri tej pasmi skoraj \u00bbnormalno\u00ab, saj zaradi njihove aktivnosti, nenehno i\u0161\u010dejo razli\u010dne stimulacije. Bojda je najin mladeni\u010d \u00bbpo pomoti\u00ab ugotovil, da je lizanje svojega pimpija fajn in tako, se sedaj predaja u\u017eitkom\ud83d\ude06. Za konec je \u0161e dejala, da ga morava od omenjenega po\u010detja odvaditi, saj si bojda lahko po\u0161koduje svoj organ.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Torej\u2026.\u010de se kdo izmed bralcev slu\u010dajno kdaj soo\u010di s podobno situacijo, potem veste, kaj vam je za narediti. \u010ce je le mo\u017eno je treba kakr\u0161no koli lizanje psa po svojem spolnem organu prepre\u010diti (govorim o rednem, dolgotrajnem), ker v nasprotnem primeru se za\u010dne dogajat vse to zgoraj opisano \ud83d\ude48\u2026plus na dolgi rok se lahko po\u0161koduje\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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